Chapter 656: Can You Be Too Careful?
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So… Err… I guess I can say that I fucked myself last night.
And I don’t even know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing but… Holy shit… Sex with my Shadow Guards felt incredible.
I’m also not afraid to admit that I wouldn’t mind doing it again.
Now if someone tells me to go fuck myself, I could tell them that I already have. Heh.
Anyway, the effects of the gas have already worn off but I used [Cleanse] on myself to make sure of it. Also, the two walls that had been blocking us in had already retracted themselves, freeing us from the trap sometime during the night.
Now that we know that we had to look out for traps, we were advancing a bit more cautiously.
I’ve experienced what would happen if I am hit with that gas trap first hand after all.
If my mind was consumed by lust, I might just start fucking my Shadow Guards again or even worse, whoever or whatever that just happened to be nearby.
Even though Eins and the rest might not be affected, they would priorities my order above everything else so if I were to tell them to stop fighting and let me fuck them, they would obey without question even if there was a monster right in front of us.
That’s why I was now walking around with a permanent [Air Bubble] around my head in case I get hit by another gas trap like that.
Interestingly… We have been walking around for a while now but we’ve yet to encounter any monsters.
There were a number of traps along the way but thanks to [Screened], I managed to identify them before we activated them so there weren’t any problems.
Perhaps this entire floor was just meant to be traps?
Just as I thought of that, I heard a scream coming from up ahead, one that sounded quite feminine too.
I decided to go investigate and ran with my party towards the source of the noise that was at the right turn of an intersection up ahead.
Turning around the corner, I found a young woman currently being pinned down by three other guys, one of them trying to take off her clothes.
I was about to rush in to help her when the girl let out a groan, “Oh come on… Another gas trap? Ugh… I guess I’ll be stuck here for the next hour or so… Ok, ok! Geez, calm down guys! I can… Ugh… You guys can’t hear me can you? Ah whatever, just fuck me already, I’m already getting wet.”
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I let out a cough to get her attention and the girl turned her head to face our direction while the men continued to take off her clothes.
She smiled at us, “Oh hello~ You might want to find another way around. My companions are currently affected by an aphrodisiac trap so they’ll be wanting to fuck right now. Although if you want to join in, I don’t particularly mind.”
I tilted my head at her, “If you want to… I can cast [Cleanse] on them…”
“Oh, thanks for the offer, but no need. I like this anyway. That’s why we came to this Dungeon in the first place. It’s easy enough and the loot is good, plus it gives us an excuse to fuck.”
Seeing her so nonchalant about it and talking to me while the three guys were literally acting like ravenous beasts on top of her was rather surreal.
She didn’t even look fazed when her shirt was quite literally ripped off her chest and the only reaction she had to that was groaning about needing to replace the shirt.
She then turned back to me, “Anyway… That’s why you girls are here too right? We’re all here to get some nice dick or pussy. Oh, but you won’t find much on this floor though. There’s succubi downstairs if you’re into that ghhhkkkk~”
She couldn’t say anymore because one of the guys decided to stuff his rod into her mouth.
She was surprised at first but then began sucking on it obediently.
Right… I guess I should just leave her then… I wanted to ask her to point out where the stairs to the next floor were but I guess that’s not possible now.
Oh well…
At least now I know that this floor is confirmed to be mostly traps instead of monsters and there may be other female Dungeoneers around here.
I turned around and went back to the intersection, picking another path this time while being careful not to trigger any traps.
There were a lot more of them down the corridor I was walking that at one part, almost the entire floor was covered with pressure plates and we had to walk on specific tiles to avoid them.
But when I was so focused on looking at the floor, I didn’t think about the possibility that a pressure plate could be on the wall and accidentally pressed against one when I was leaning on it for support.
The moment I felt the part of the wall sink in, I let out a groan of annoyance.
I wasn’t really concerned since I already had the [Air Bubble] around my head and I had instructed Eins to cast [Cleanse] on me the moment I was hit with any status effects.
In addition, I was fully prepared to release my wings to fly should the floor open up and also to retract my entire party back into my shadow if it turned out to activate a teleportation trap.
But none of that happened.
Instead, a part of the wall a short distance away opened up, revealing a hidden room behind it.
I got curious and approached the opening, peeking inside of it to see total darkness.
I conjured up a [Spotlight] to look inside and found an empty room aside from a medium sized treasure chest sitting on top of a platform.
Err… Yeah… They might as well put up a sign on top of the chest that says ‘trap’ while pointing at the chest while they’re at it.
I’m going to guess that if I either step into the room or touch the chest, the wall is going to slam shut and either monsters are going to appear or the room will be filled with that aphrodisiac gas again.
Or maybe the chest itself is the monster and it’ll grab me and shove me inside it where I may be assaulted by tentacles or something.
I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
But here comes the problem… Do I really want to risk giving up a potential treasure for being cautious?
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Of course not! I want loot!
Ok, so first, use [Screened] on the chest.
Nothing.
That means the chest is not a monster but it does not mean there is no trap.
I then sent my [Spotlight] inside the room to illuminate it, making sure that there weren’t any monsters hiding in the shadows.
Confirming that there was none, I once again used [Screened] to check the floor and also the walls and ceiling, making sure there were no pressure plates or more traps inside the room.
I then took out a spare Mana Crystal from my Pack of Folding and tossed it inside the room, checking if anything happened.
When still nothing happened, I used [Link Portal] to create a portal between the centre of the room and the outside.
Once I had the portal up, I got Eins and everyone else to huddle around me together and we held hands before jumping into the room at the same time.
I even made sure to time it so that we would land inside the room at the same time as well.
Immediately, I turned back to look at the door, waiting to see if the wall would slam shut behind us.
Seeing that it did not, I started advancing towards the chest while still holding hands and maintaining the portal.
When I reached the platform, I slowly stepped onto it, wondering if it would trigger anything like causing the roof to come down on top of us or something.
But when still nothing happened, I directed Eins to open the chest, expecting it to be locked or at least requiring some form of mechanism to open it.
But Eins simply pushed the lid open and… Nothing happened.
I peeked into the chest and found a small bottle of purple liquid sitting inside it.
Waddafack! I did all that for nothing?! You mean to tell me this was literally just a hidden treasure room that had no traps at all after you made us walk through a maze filled with nothing but traps?!
Whoever made this Dungeon… Fuck you.
And what even is this bottle?!
[Potion of Big Boobs – Will increase user’s bust size by two cup sizes upon drinking. Must drink the entire bottle for it to take effect.]
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Are you seriously telling me that I did all that just for this?
What the fuckkkkkk!!
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