Chapter 725: When You Bring Your Politics To Another World
The Off-Worlder went towards the centre of the field as Mother and the King took their time to approach him.
I focused the artefact to listen in on their conversation.
The Off-Worlder crossed his arms, “What is this? I demanded a duel with the ruler of this corrupt government! Do you even know what a duel even is? It’s a one on one fight! Bring the coward out here!”
I saw Mother and the King share a look before turning back to him.
King Justinia took a step forward and gestured at herself, “It seems like you are not aware, but I am King Justinia, the ruler of the Kingdom you are currently in right now.”
The Off-Worlder scoffed, “Do you take me for an idiot?! Even I know that a King is supposed to be a man! I wasn’t born yesterday here!!”
Justinia raised her hand, “I understand you might be confused about it because your understanding of it comes from your views in your other World, but things work differently here. For one, I’m actually a futa.”
The Off-Worlder looked at her up and down and he actually gave her a look of disgust, “That’s even worse now. What the fuck? Disgusting!”
“You come into our World and call the people already living there disgusting? What is wrong with you?”
“You already know I’m not from your world, right? The Gods themselves sent me here to save all of you! I’m literally God’s chosen and I see why they have sent me here now!”
“No, no, no. You’re not the only one they sent he–“
“It’s because your world is so corrupt! You don’t even have a proper form of governance! I will be the one to lead this to its rightful place instead! I will improve everything and teach you how you should be living, unlike what you are doing now!”
Oh wow, I already want to punch this guy in the face so badly. If you want to be an idiot, don’t bring the rest of us Off-Worlders into your stupid delusions and ruin our reputation too, you bastard.
King Justinia was clearly not amused by his words, “You are really delusional. But alright, let me entertain this. Even if you were to take my place, what are you going to do to change this world for the better?”
“That’s easy! Having a dictator standing at the top is the most oppressive thing you can do! I would remove it!”
“But we aren’t even operating as a dictatorship.”
“A monarchy is a dictatorship! You have one person standing at the very top! How is that not a dictatorship?! Look! The King doesn’t even have the balls to face me and sent two girls instead!!”
“Do you even know what the King of this country looks like?”
“Isn’t that obvious? It’s definitely some old, fat guy sitting his ass on some golden throne!”
Uwaa… Ok, I admit that I may have had that misconception too but I’ll at least keep that in my heart and would adapt the moment I was proven wrong… But this guy is stubborn as fuck…
Is this what Mother meant when she said that this guy’s existence was an affront to Off-Worlders?
Justinia gestured to the crown on her head, “Is this crown not enough to convince you that I am the monarch of this country?”
“Some cheap ass plastic prop isn’t going to be enough to trick me!”
“Sigh… Fine, how about you tell me how this place should be governed?”
“Power should be given to the people! The wealth should be distributed to everyone instead of being hoarded by the rich! Health care should be free!”
I facepalmed and groaned into my hands.
I can see why Mother didn’t want me to meet this guy now.
Someone please shut him up or at least punch him in the face…
King Justinia seemed to be confused by his statement, “What do you mean by ‘power should be given to the people’?”
He scoffed, “Do the workers that work your farms own the farms?”
“No?”
“Exactly! Why should the people who break their backs and put in the most work not own the farm instead of the guy who just threw some money and sat in their comfortable homes to reap the benefits of the workers’ labour?! Does that seem fair to you? How would you feel if you work so hard but someone else is making ten times your salary just because they threw some money at you?!”
“That’s normal isn’t it?”
“I’m saying that it doesn’t have to be the norm! You are exploiting the hard working workers for profit! Without the workers, you will have nothing!”
Mother and Justinia shared a look.
“I feel that it would be pointless to reason with him…”
Mother giggled, “Ara, ara~ I feel the same as well~ And it would be a waste of time too~”
The Off-Worlder let out a bark of laughter, “You’re just saying that because you have no argument!”
I can safely say that that was not the case.
The only reason this idiot can say such things is because he was never in the position to obtain the land for the farms in the first place.
Without the person to buy the land and purchase all the tools and materials to work the farm, those workers wouldn’t even have a farm to work on in the first place…
Just look at the current situation between Emilia and I. I supplied her with the capital and materials to start the company she is setting up right now. Without my willingness to take the risk and the money I supplied her, she wouldn’t even be able to start that company.
I’d bet that if he had the money to buy the land, he would be singing a different tune.
Mother and Justinia just decided not to argue with him because it was literally pointless to do so anyway, especially when they were going to beat him.
Mother turned to face the Off-Worlder, “I shall be your opponent, boy. Are you prepared to fight now or do you need time to prepare?”
He stomped his foot, “I challenged the king of this stupid place to a duel, not some old hag!”
“Ufufufu~ And I was nominated by the King to be the stand in for this duel~ If you beat me, it would mean you win. Is that not enough?”
“Hahaha! Are you sure you want to do this? Does this mean if I win this duel, the King will abdicate?!”
Justinia shrugged, “Sure. If you’re strong enough to beat her, no one will be able to stand against you anyway. And I would rather abdicate than have you destroy the country and the people in it.”
“Ha! Still acting like you’re the king are we? Whatever. I’ll beat this old hag right here and storm into that camp to drag out the king myself!! Just you watch!”
“Ufufufu~ So are you ready? Make sure not to cry when you lose, ok?”
“You dare mock me?!”
“Ara, ara? I’m not mocking you though? Ufufufu~”
“Fuck you, you stupid hag! You’re fat and ugly and I bet you’re single too!”
“Ara, ara~ I am single so you’ve got one thing right at least~ Sorry, but I’m not interested in you though~ Ufufufu~”
“Yeah? Well you’re single because you’re just an insufferable old hag with a bitter attitude!”
“Ufufufu~ Nothing you say will affect me because I only care about the opinions of one person and that person is not you~”
“Oh yeah? Who is it?”
“Why, it’s my dearest, cutest and most beloved child of course~”
“Hahahaha! I bet that child of yours is just as ugly and stupid as you are! They would probably be embarrassed to even have you as a parent! Do they even know that you’re out here being a bitch?! Oh what am I talking about? Of course they do!
Because they must be as big of a hag as you are!”
I heard a crack from somewhere and I looked around trying to figure out where the source of the noise came from.
“King Justinia~ I think you should run back to the camp now~ Maybe even ask Mary to put up a barrier around it just in case~”
“Umm… Madam Nilm… Please don’t destroy the town…”
“Ara, ara~ What are you talking about, little Justi? Of course I can’t make such a promise~”
Err… I think I heard some cracking noises coming from that direction too but I don’t know what is making those cracking sounds? It’s almost like there’s glass in the midst of being crushed or something.
King Justinia actually sprinted back towards the camp after Mother said those words, going so far as to shout out instructions when she reached the edge of it which caused the camp to start scrambling around for cover.
Mother took a single step back before facing the Off-Worlder.
“Now… Shall we? I would normally give you my name, but you are not worthy to know it~”
“Ha! I don’t even want to know. I’ll beat you down where you stand, hag!!”
Ahhh… This guy is going to die, isn’t he?
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