Chapter 757: The Way To Deal With Brainrot (*R)
I got to watch everyone getting healed from their hangovers the next morning, though I had to get the ball started since the healers themselves were also suffering from it and I had to heal them first.
Linette was right about them being knocked out pretty quickly too, so we ended up going three rounds before we finally went to sleep with me still inside her.
We only separated when we woke up, not before going one more round of course.
Speaking of separating, the slave traders went their own way after the sun rose, thanking Linette and Meela for letting them stay the night before heading off.
They had fewer members than before since Linette had purchased a few slaves from them, all of whom had been loaded up into one of the carriages as we prepared to resume our journey.
This time, I was riding with Linette in her carriage and she seemed quite adamant that I ride with her instead.
Meela obviously didn’t like that but she couldn’t say anything to the client that was paying her.
Thus, an hour after we started to move…
“Ahhhnnn~ Ahhhhnnn~ So… So good! You’re so deep, Miss Aster! I’m gonna cummmm!!”
I ploughed into the merchant girl from behind while she was on all fours, all her pretence at being a lady thrown out the window.
I spanked her hard on her ass, “Why are you so horny?! Here I thought you would be a proper lady! What happened to your interest in listening to my stories?!”
“Ahhh! Forgive meeeee! But… But we’ll be reaching the town today! That means we’ll be separated tomorrow! I… I have to have as much of this as I can before I lose iiiiiiitttt!!”
She screamed as her body convulsed from my last thrust into her, her love juices spewing out even as she orgasmed.
I didn’t stop and continued slamming myself into her as I was close to orgasm myself.
A few more thrusts later, I was cumming into my penis sheath as well, my hands holding her waist tightly as the both of us basked in our orgasmic bliss.
I pulled out from her pussy, the bloated penis sheath filled with my cum flopping out from her still quivering pussy after me.
“Mngghh… Nn… No… Put… Put it back…” She moaned.
I fell back onto the seat, “You haven’t had enough yet?”
“Noooo… I want moreee…”
“Well I’m tired now… So if you want it, you’re going to have to come here.”
I wasn’t kidding about being tired by the way. My hips actually felt especially sore after all the sex I’ve had for the past few days.
And honestly, I thought that might dissuade Linette from continuing since she definitely looked more exhausted than I was.
But surprisingly, as soon as I said those words, she suddenly got up and straddled my lap, taking a moment to aim my cock at her entrance before she sat down on me, pushing my cock back into her pussy.
“Ahhhnnn~ Aster… Your cock… It makes me feel so full~” She moaned.
I didn’t even get a chance to respond to that before she braced herself and started riding me relentlessly, her hips slamming against mine as she moved up and down on top of me.
I groaned, “Li… Linette… Slow down…”
“Ahhh!! Ahhh!! So good!! I’m… I’m gonna cum again! Aster!! I’m cumming!!”
She hugged me tightly before her body started to shake violently, the merchant already orgasming in just a short while of riding me.
“Cumming! I’m cumming! I’m cummiiiiinnngggggg!!!!”
I had to hold her as well to prevent her from falling off but I managed to keep her in place while she rode out her orgasms.
It took her a full minute before her shaking subsided to a quiver, the merchant making mewling sounds beside my ear as she basked in the afterglow of her orgasm.
I was about to put her down beside me when I felt the carriage suddenly jerk forward and stop itself.
Eh? Are we already here?
I carried Linette in my arms while we were still connected below and went over to the windows, peeking outside to see where we were.
Hmm? It doesn’t look like we’re there yet since all I could see were still sand dunes? So why have we stop–
“Yolo fam!! Time to step up or get wrecked!! Hand over those shiny bobbidis and no one gets roasted, k?!”
…
There was a guy standing in front of the carriage and pointing a finger at us.
Fuck…
The one that I really didn’t want to meet is outside right now…
I pulled out from Linette and placed her on the chair carefully, “Linette? Linette! Wake up!”
“Mnnghhh…. Aster’s coooock…”
Ok, not good, she’s completely out of it right now… I guess I’ll have to deal with it instead.
I laid her down on the seat before covering her with her clothes to make sure she doesn’t catch a cold. I then went ahead to put on my own clothes before I stepped out of the carriage.
Meela and her party had arranged themselves in a semicircle in front of that guy, all of them with their weapons drawn.
Despite the clear difference in numbers, the guy didn’t look concerned. At least… That’s what I could tell from his body language since he was wearing a mask that hid his face.
Not only that, he was also wearing a cloak that completely covered his body as well.
“Whoa nelly! Look at all these peeps popping off just for this lil rizz! You rizzing this up for a mega concert party or what? Lolzzz!”
Meela pointed her sword at him, “What are you talking about? Why are you blocking the way?”
“Oh em gee! Like literally vibing in confusion right now? I’m totally here to yoink all your goodies, blud! Like straight up mega-steal mode activated!”
The Mercenaries were just looking at each other weirdly, obviously confused as to what this brainrot guy was talking about.
Also, in case you were wondering what I was doing, I’m currently crouched beside the carriage and cringing so hard from what I was hearing.
I saw one of the Mercenaries lean over to the ones beside her, “What is he saying?”
“I think he’s cursed.”
“I think he’s just crazy.”
I don’t even have the mind to go and tell them that he’s just retarded.
I tried checking his stats with [Screened].
[Name: Razzle Dazzle Rex
Title: Off-Worlder Transmigrator, Just Kill Him Please
Race: Idiot
Gender: Retard
Current Mood: Looking for death
Stats:
250 Strength
420 Dexterity
500 Endurance
250 Magic
Skills:
Martial Skill-(Sword Proficiency (Tier 2), Unarmed Proficiency (Tier 2)), Hunting (Tier 2), Alchemy (Tier 2)
Magic Skills:
Iatromancy (Tier 3), Electromancy (Tier 2), Umbramancy (Tier 2), Aeromancy (Tier 2), Somatomancy (Tier 1), Mana Management (Tier 1)]
…
How was I supposed to react to this? Everything I see there is just… Ughhh…
He crossed his arms, “Hey! Like, what’s the hold up? Do you want me to go full-on smackaroo before your little wizzy brainwaves finally sync up with my epic message?”
Ok that’s it, I can’t stand this anymore.
Without warning, I lunged forward and punched at his face.
Ok, granted, I wasn’t using my full strength and I wasn’t moving at my full speed either since I didn’t want to punch him so hard and have him explode all over me.
But he actually managed to raise his hand and catch my fist to stop me from punching him.
He looked at me with a smirk, “Oh what this? Like, a legit sigma with some serious gooning rizz showing up? You wanna vibe up and throw down for sure? Bring in the skibidi–“
I punched him in the gut before delivering a roundhouse kick to the side of his head, smashing him flying away.
My wings exploded from my back before I flew after him, catching up to his airborne form in an instant and punching him down to smash into the ground.
He bounced once and I stopped to smash my knee into his face, sending him up into the air.
I leapt up and caught him, flapping my wings as I flew higher up into the air before diving back towards the earth and adding a spin to our descent.
As we neared the ground, I released my hold on him and flared my wings, slowing my descent while he continued his fall.
I got to see him smash head first into the ground with a loud boom, the impact throwing up a small dust cloud and leaving a crater in the sand.
Ah, shit… I didn’t actually kill him did I? I needed to capture him alive…
I flew down towards the impact zone and blew away the dust cloud with my Aeromancy, intending to check up on him.
I found him laying in the crater, unmoving.
Damn… Did I actually kill him?
I was just about to wonder how I could check if he’s actually my target when his body suddenly started to shift and the surface of his skin rippled and melted away like water.
Very soon, I was left looking at what was clearly a Shadow Summon before it disappeared into nothingness.
What the fuck?
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