Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

282 Cat Dad’s Guardians are STRONK



Chapter 282 – Cat Dad’s Guardians are STRONK

Yan Liang, Yuan Shaoqing, and the people from the Yuan Clan were shocked.

This was a powerful domain law. As Gata only needed to kill five grinning spiders to wipe out everybody in her domain, everybody here was at risk!

Because of the threatening law, the crowd was in a disarray. The panicking soldiers turned tails and ran away while the smart ones pulled out a teleportation scroll from their inventory and fled the dungeon.

Tian Feng immediately brought out a knife from his inventory and cut through dimension. Without telling his master, he jumped into the void and escaped alone.

Yan Liang and Wen Chou, however, were more disciplined. They grabbed Yuan Shaoqing and used their mass teleport scroll, pulling as many survivors as they could out of this place.

“PUTAAAA!!”

Gata performed a motion as if she was about to Hadoken the grinning spiders. However, what came out was a Kamehameha instead.

Over 30 grinning spiders perished without realizing what hit them. As for the rest, they were petrified on the spot. A dozen followers of Yuan Shaoqing didn’t manage to escape on time. They were petrified as well.

The victim’s skin color changed into silver and their bodies melted into pools of mercury-like liquid. The melted juice then recreated new metal mannequins. However, their levels were the same as the perished people.

Most of them were under level 999. However, because of Gata’s level boost domain, their strength increased to the cap of the mortal realm.

Still, a few immortals let their guards down and got caught in the purge. When their bodies reformed, they no longer looked like a doll or a mannequin.

The newly converted immortal mannequins looked like a life-sized adult toys from an adult store. They had glossy and smooth clear skin, a beautiful facial outline, and long hair, including their genitals. However, they had no eyes, nose, or mouth.

Gata gazed at the new dolls, measuring their three-size.

Gao Gan, Elite Metal Mannequin, Level 1,150

Gata nodded in approval, but she grabbed the soft pair of mountains of the new doll.

“PUTA! (Why do you have these, but I don’t?!)”

The new dolls tilted their heads as if they had no memory of the past. Like a baby, they looked around in confusion and curiosity, but they couldn’t speak.

“Puta! Puta puta, PUTA! (Come with me! We’ll go see Torrent and ask him to make me a pair of these!)”

Annoyed and jealous of the new girls, Gata pinched one of their nipples and pulled one of them with her.

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The battle of the red corridor was resolved. Meanwhile, the battle in the void was about to reach its conclusion as well.

In the void, a Jupiter-sized cathulhu menacingly floated and looked down upon the 100-meter tall demon as if he was looking at an insect.

“MUNYAAA!!”

DING

<Meowmeow has activated the Mandate of Cathulhus!>

<Per every existing believer in Cathulhu Religion, Meowmeow’s combat status, max HP, max MP, max Essence, and positive karma is increased by 1%. Meowmeow is immune to all abnormal status effects, debuffs, and constellation domain abilities.>

<Per every existing habitable planet with the Cathulhu Religion, increase all stats of Cathulhus by 100 %.>

<Per every one million positive karma, Meowmeow can negate a Mandate of any deity under level 40,000!>

“This cannot be!!”

Diabolos was helpless. He had thought that the deity realm was within his reach. But when Meowmeow started using his deity mandate, his constellation domain was meaningless.

One of the gigantic tentacles flew toward Diabolos at light speed. The demon frantically fled from the giant’s reach, but the massive tentacle suddenly split into one million human arms, extending infinitely and following Diabolos around.

“YOU MONSTER!”

For the first time, Diabolos was in despair.

“You picked the wrong house, MUNYA!”

Meowmeow grinned and took a deep breath. Then, he sang.

MUNYAAAA

In the void, there was no medium for sound waves to travel. However, the Providence Song of Meowmeow directly entered Diabolos’ mind, and it was so loud that he held his head in pain. For more chapters, please visit pand(a-n0vel.c)om

“NOOO!! STOP! MAKE IT STOP!”

PLOP!

pAn,d a-n0ve1,c-o-m Something inside Diabolos’ head exploded. The demon stopped moving and began free floating in the void, and his eyes turned dull.

The voice shattered his soul and brain!

Instead of taming Diabolos with his song, Meowmeow instantly killed him! This was the disparity between a level-40,000 cathulhu god and a level-9999 immortal!

Meowmeow’s body rapidly shrank. He teleported and sat on Diabolos’ back and stabbed him with his tentacles. Then, he pulled out the demon’s heart.

The heart throbbed, but it emitted a dark aura and gas. Moreover, random painful screams echoed in the gas, which slowly transformed into crying human faces.

“Spooky, munya.”

Meowmeow snickered as he pulled five other demon hearts from Diabolos. All of them had different colors.

“Let’s see… Dao Heart of Pain, lame, munya! Dao Heart of Despair, too edgy and cringe! Dao Heart of Slaughter, another cringe, munya!”

Meowmeow crushed the three evil hearts and gathered the heart’s blood into vials. Then, he continued inspecting his loot.

“What’s next… Dao Heart of Wrath? Jackpot, munya! Wei Zhi can use this! Oh, what’s the last one?”

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Heavenly Fate Crystal

In this universe, anyone with this crystal can be considered the main character of this universe’s stories as most events in their generation revolves around them. They can be anything in those stories – A protagonist, a deuteragonist, an antagonist, a confidante, a love interest, or even a tertiary character.

Although it brings luck to the fate bearer, it is also a form of curse. Misfortune always follows the Heavenly Fate Crystal’s owner wherever they go until the crisis in their generation is solved.

Item Type: Class Evolution Material

Rarity: Mythic

Requirement: Righteous mortal with negative karma.

Effects: If you use this material to upgrade your class and you meet the requirements, the item permanently grants you the following perks;

– Unlock Fate Attribute and Feature

– Increase LUCK and Fate by 1,000,000.

– Decrease required leveling EXP by 90%.

– Increase your handsomeness by 5,000% if the owner is a man.

– Increase your charm and beauty by 5,000 if the owner is a woman.

– Dishonest strangers always have a negative first impression of you.

– Righteous strangers always have a positive first impression of you.

– If you fight an opponent with more than 5-star hatred, you can negate all damage and remove all abnormal status effects, debuffs, negative domain abilities, and negative mandate once per fight regardless of conditions and restrictions. Recover your stamina and Qi to the max after that, and your next attack will never miss the target and do 5,000% damage.

– Killing a rival or an opponent with at least 1-star hatred increases your negative karma by 10,000. Their friends, family, and loved ones are likely to discover your identity and your deeds.

– Automatically summon a strong helper when you are on the verge of death.

– Every time you survive a life-threatening ordeal, you will always find a random legendary-grade treasure or have a life-changing encounter with someone.

Effects (2): If you don’t meet the requirements but you merge the crystal with your heart anyway, this item grants you no effect.

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Meowmeow burst into laughter. He thought of his former master. Had he been here, he would have laughed as well.

“I got another present for Xiaomao, munya! I can actually use it, but meh. I don’t want to fight Mu-Nyang. Let him have it, and I’ll extort some space fishes from Mu-Nyang later, munya!”

Meowmeow laughed as he dragged the corpse of Diabolos with him. He returned to the floating platform, which had a shape of a giant screw with a large head.

Upon landing on the platform, Meowmeow looked for an entrance. Unfortunately, the Slave Dungeon already repaired itself. Meowmeow got stuck outside.

“Crap, munya! Am I stuck in the gap between dimensions?!”

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